Ryan and I do differ a bit on our favorite menu items...he goes for the double decker and I the Cheesy Gordita Crunch but we can at least both agree the opposing dishes are still delicious. Here is where we truly begin to clash...the black jack taco...
I have a theory how the black jack tack was created. One night, in say, Corpus Cristi, a lazy and rather unethical taco bell employee was making up an order for a cheesy gordita crunch but he/she realized they were out of taco shells. Scrambling through the back rooms and storage closets, an old shell was found which had a dark tint of brownish black due to the age. Deciding to use that, and already being 15min late on the order, they scrambled back to the assembly line, applied to CGC innards, wrapped it up and delivered completely forgetting to surround the shell in the essential cheese and gordita...ipso facto...the black jack taco was created.
This poor excuse for a taco bell featured item is simply a cheesy gordita crunch with a black shell and no cheese or gordita. I cant stand it. It is unexceptable. As good as the pepper jack sauce is, I truly feel they needed to create a new sauce to go with this new item. How about 2 different sauce that are black and red to go along with the black jack theme? or a sauce with "21" different peppers?
Yes the BJ taco (black jack taco that is...but wow theres a GREAT featured item idea) is only 89 cents compared to the $2 of a CGC but, believe me, the extra $1.11 is weelllllllll worth it.
BLACK JACK TACO = FAILURE
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