Introduction- Ryan G.

Soooo this is my foray into culinary critique...since I dont know anything about regular cuisine, along with Griff were going to critique Fast Food, God's gift to Cardiologists, broke people, lazy people, skinny people, fat people, depressed people, happy people, the young and the old- and most importantly Drunk people. So I figure rather than write the normal, intro piece I would write something about...fuck it...myself- a bio if you will-
Born in the early 80s, Arlington, Va, moved to Atlanta, Ga as a tyke, moved to Corpus Christi, Tx as a bigger tyke, then on to the Suburbs and later City of Houston, TX(THE FATTEST DAMN CITY IN AMERICA!!!! It's only fitting that I write a blog about fast food, sports and my dislike for popular culture), went to college in East Texas, moved to DC in 04. I work for a large defense contractor, wear a suit, hate confrontation and and play Rugby with Griff, poorly and often times out of breath. I probably eat Fast Food two to three times a week, and it shows- Im not gonna lie, I got moobs.
My favorite fast food meal is a #1 Whata-sized, add Cheese and Ketchup, with a Dr. Pepper from Whataburger- many a drunk night in College/High School(sorry Father Belisch/Mom/Dad/Sugar Land Police Department), this saved me from monumental hangovers.
My favorite Taco Bell menu item- the DoubleDecker, why? Cause I was a HUGE Hakeem fan when I was a kid, and Im pretty sure it was the only product he ever endorsed. Not to mention I have the decision making ability of a pilled out, Drunk-Brett Favre; when I get up there my brain has no idea if it wants "crunchy or soft", as the lady/gentleman behind the counter asks what Ill have, the hemming and hawing in my brain reaches a fever pitch, and I just blurt out "DOUBLEDECKER!!!" and look around confused,yet saited with my order.
My most recent fast food experience- McDonald's French Fries in Hanover, MD. Assholes forgot my nuggests, I got bitter- and the fries were subpar at best. Kinda like a skinny Kelly Clarkson.