A Taco Bell bomb...shrapnel was everywhere

So we won our game this weekend just FYI. It was 40 degrees and pouring rain...miserable. We had to drive an hour and a half north into bum fuck nowhere when it was supposed to be a home game for us but due to a few ill-advised decision...it was not. But all is good, we won and that's all that matters....

(insert cut scene of many drinks with the guys then it fades to black)

I wake up on a couch with Ryan G on the other and am surrounded by reptile cage galor. I have no idea where I am and logically conclude that Ryan and I are the newest victims of Saw VII. As soon as I realized that the closest thing to torture I'd be experiencing was the constant badgering from the other guys about my sleep over at Ryans, I relaxed. As I rolled over a familiar slip of paper with matching plastic bag caught my eye....THAT'S A TACO BELL RECEIPT AND BAG!!!

"RYAN WAKE THE FUCK UP...DID WE GO TO TACO BELL LAST NIGHT!?!?" Well apparently we did and after passing out in the car on the ride home, Ryan oh so generously donated one of his Cheesy Gordita Crunches to me. I wasn't sure such an act of kindness was possible but the evidence doesnt lie...their was CGC shrapnel all over the floor next to me. God must have been on my side that day though, as a fortuitous glob of beef, Pepper Jack sauce, and cheese raised above the floor by a layer of lettuce.

This is where logical Griff entered.

"Man down! Man down!" and the shrapnel was gone. Best but worst decision of my life. Having that little bit of CGC is like giving Whitney Houston a tiny piece of crack...you bet your ass she's gonna want more (sorry Whitney I love you)...and I did too. So off to Taco Bell we went...again. I went with my Dream Meal and as The Wildcard I went with my, it's sad to say, first ever Double Decker taco. I guess Kareem's internet ad isn't as good as Ryan thinks. While it was good, it no way can compare to teh CGC, but that is an entirely different post.

So in conclusion children, don't ever waste Taco Bell, whether it's on the floor of a reptil utopia or not. But be prepared...Taco Bell does not lose any of it's appeal...it will always be good, always be tasty, and always leaving you want some more...so go get it and enjoy.