Taco Bell's Volcano must be extinct

Webster dictionary defines an exaggeration as "an enlargement beyond bounds or the truth." With that being said...Taco Bell's Volcano item commercials redefines exaggeration. Now I know that over doing things in commercials is standard, but when you see something like THIS and fire is coming from a guys mouth....I expect some spice...I got none of it. The "molten lava" hot sauce did not even deliver a slight tingle on my lips, not even a hint of it.

I consider myself a hot sauce connoisseur. I will try any hot sauce. I've had mild and tasty hot sauces, garlic infused hot sauces, even ulcer causing hot sauces. I recently had a hot sauce that was so hot...I'm not shitting you hear (especially since I did enough shitting on my own the next day) that this hot sauce made me puke in the middle of the night and it honestly felt like I had gonorrhea in the morning. My pee burned...but it was well worth it.

So with that being said, when Taco Bell comes out saying "this could be the hottest taco ever" I expect gonorrhea hot. I at least expect it to be spicier than their fire hot sauce, but it wasn't. Pathetic on all fronts. I'm starting to see a pattern with Taco Bell's featured items...if there are artificial colors added, stay away(see previous Black Jack Taco post). Taco Bell is hoping we are going to be sold on looks alone, but as all men feel about women, it's what's on the inside that counts.