So the other day I was on my way home after a late night at the office, being the bachelor that I am(COOK!?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GD MIND?!?), I decided to stop off at the Arches for a meal, I am usally a Nuggets guy, have been since I was a little dude. I hobbled my way in to make my order; I need to clarify here, the Arches, is right behind my office, so it was a quick jaunt over...Im lazy...I mean, come on, I write on a blog about Fast Food, get off my ass. Another digression...SO, I walk over to the counter and start looking at the menu, why? I have no idea, I usually go straight for the Nuggs, out of the corner of my eye I spot the advertisement for the new 1/3 pound Angus burgers... I was intrigued, three different varieties, and I am FLOORED by the price, $4.19, for the effing BURGER, that's not a value meal, that's not it and fries, that's for the damn burger; Im cheap, but this is wayyyyy too much. I retreat from the counter, awkwardly grabbing for my cell phone, like I got a call, and had to not make my order and ran for the door. I got in my car and made my way to the all too familiar place, Taco Bell, I made my tracks for the door(Im usually an eat and drive guy, but recently I quit doing so, as the State of Virginia deemed me the Worst driver in the Country, yep, worse than her.). As I was walking up to the counter to place my order I noticed a some what dated promotional ad for the 1/2 Lb Burritos, I was floored(twice in one night), that's like, I dunno I suck at fractions, more food for, $1.99. My first experience came with the Nacho Crunch, I would recommend it again. Moral of the story here people is, dont be fooled by things like "Fresh", "100% Pure Angus", "Axiom" and "Filling"- go with your gut, and your wallet, leave both heavier.
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